Gay Merit Badges~ Collect One, Collect Them All!

I recently came across a list of Gay Merit Badges, and I just had to share them with you! What a perfect way to advertise what you are!

Earn Your Merit Badges

It would appear there is at least one bagde for everyone:

Fag Stag

Queen

Pussy

Fairy

Ass Man

Fruit

Girl

Gay Jock

Pansy

Fag Hag

Muff Diver

Drama Queen

Closet Queen

Drag Queen

Kitchen Queen

Muscle Queen

Cock Sucker

Fruit Fly

Size Queen

Chicken Hawk

Nelly Queen

Gay Marriage

No Girls Club

Flaming Faggot

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Scout’s Honor

Were you a Boy Scout who loved collecting badges? Or, did you always wish you were a Boy Scout so you could collect those cool badges?

Either way, this is your chance! Get a jacket and be prepared to start filling it with badges! No reason to pick just one~ chances are, you will find there are many that you want! Wait- why stop at a jacket?

Maybe you should sew them on the pockets of your jeans, on your duffel bag, hell- maybe even sew them all on a dress or a trench coat! Oooh, I know- curtains! Line those drapes with those little badges of honor, displaying them proudly for all the neighbors to see!

Show the world what a