Here’s a sweet drink to make your cum taste sweeter; or, if you have a Master who you have to suck off constantly, this could be for him. It’s a great way to start the morning and very healthy and nutritious.

OK, this is my own personal recipe, so drink this up twice a day, at least two days in advance of your encounter.

In a blender mix:

1 cup pineapple fresh

1 cup mango fresh

1 banana

1 cup apple juice

1/4 cup pure cranberry juice

1 500 mg capsule of Fenugreek (pull capsule apart and put into your drink, or you can just keep it in the capsule and take it with your juice)

1 tsp vanilla extract

1/2 tsp fresh ginger

1/2 tsp nutmeg

2 tbsp of organic maple syrup or honey or stevia

The reason why this may help is because what you eat you expel. If you eat a lot of garlic, you sweat garlic. Foods that are high in sulphur are the ones people really can smell and actually taste on you. If you want good-tasting cum, eat lots of fruit and fresh vegetables. Fenugreek, when consumed, gives your sweat a maple syrup smell, so imagine how it will help your cum.

It has other health benefits too, like helping to slow blood sugar levels by slowing the absorption of carbohydrates. Now you can feel like a slut and be healthy too!

This recipe would work for women too, to make pussies yummier, as if they are not already. Now be a good little cum dumpster and start making your lovers their morning jizz juice.

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Faggy Resolutions For 2008

1. Buy a subscription to Playgirl magazine.

2. Repaint your living room “frosted berry cc-8″ from Benjamin Moore. If you don’t like that color you can go with “prairie lily cc-98. “

3. Start collecting Barbie dolls or some other girly things.

4. Never masturbate without looking at pictures of sexy guys. If you were too chicken to buy that Playgirl subscription, GQ will do.

5. For only 6,499$ you can buy your own boyfriend here. I was kind and selected the seven inch dick for you. If you’re a slut, though, you can get the nine inches. I believe anally penetrating your new boyfriend is optional—but really, you just want that dick anyways, don’t you?

6. If you’re really into humiliation, buy this boyfriend.

7. Now this is one all of you should be doing anyways, but if you’re not you should be penetrating your boi-pussy at least once a week. Make sure you stretch it out nicely, moving up to larger dicks every few weeks.

8. Here’s some gay music for you to own and leave lying around the house in places your friends are sure to see: Elton John, Queen, Prince, Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, George Michael, Kylie Minogue.

9. Keep your freezer well-stocked with popsicles. Show off that oral fixation!

10. Buy and display some gay art.

It’s time to move out of your comfort zone and to start doing some things that are going to bring your sexuality into question. You’ll enjoy the sideways looks you’ll get because of the Resolutions: every time you see someone wondering if you’re gay, it will give you an immediate and powerful errection.

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This week’s assignment is to subject your self to ridicule and embarrassment. It will verge on exposing you as a gay boi to those around you. Also it will allow the experience of going to fag infested location. I believe this will be a great experience for you especially if you have not dared to go to a place like that.

First you will go to this site and find a place close to you. You will go to that bar order yourself a drink, then finish it–Go to the restroom and with the felt pen you have brought with you, you will write your first name and phone (home or cell). You will write, “For good head call (insert your name & number here).”Doesn’t that sound life fun! Subjecting your self to calls by horny men day and night. Not to mention if you use your cell you could be with friend or even a female date and get a call from some horny guy who wants you to go down on him. LOL now that’s good, I wonder how you would handle a call like that in front of your date.

By the way, you can’t just hang up on these men. You have to treat them with respect, if you are unable to talk to them right then, you ask nicely if they can call you back later because you are busy. You are to find out what they want and how they want you to do it for them. Do they want head? Do they want your man pussy? Admit to them how you love to have your ass fucked by a hard rod. How do they want to take you? Tell them you’ll do exactly what they want. You are to be masturbating during this call with them. When they ask you to meet them, if you want to you can of course, but if you don’t want to tell them that your dick is to little and you are to ashamed to meet them.

Ask them if they’ll have phone sex with you.