Faggy Resolutions For 2008

1. Buy a subscription to Playgirl magazine.

2. Repaint your living room “frosted berry cc-8″ from Benjamin Moore. If you don’t like that color you can go with “prairie lily cc-98. “

3. Start collecting Barbie dolls or some other girly things.

4. Never masturbate without looking at pictures of sexy guys. If you were too chicken to buy that Playgirl subscription, GQ will do.

5. For only 6,499$ you can buy your own boyfriend here. I was kind and selected the seven inch dick for you. If you’re a slut, though, you can get the nine inches. I believe anally penetrating your new boyfriend is optional—but really, you just want that dick anyways, don’t you?

6. If you’re really into humiliation, buy this boyfriend.

7. Now this is one all of you should be doing anyways, but if you’re not you should be penetrating your boi-pussy at least once a week. Make sure you stretch it out nicely, moving up to larger dicks every few weeks.

8. Here’s some gay music for you to own and leave lying around the house in places your friends are sure to see: Elton John, Queen, Prince, Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, George Michael, Kylie Minogue.

9. Keep your freezer well-stocked with popsicles. Show off that oral fixation!

10. Buy and display some gay art.

It’s time to move out of your comfort zone and to start doing some things that are going to bring your sexuality into question. You’ll enjoy the sideways looks you’ll get because of the Resolutions: every time you see someone wondering if you’re gay, it will give you an immediate and powerful errection.

For some forcedbi phone call: Mistress Jamie 1-800-356-6169

First for some exciting news: my little fag toys can go to here and vote for me for Mistress of the year. Run along now and get that done for me.

Now I know some of you have been reading and squirming in your seats, beating off to the fag humiliation stories I write here. What you really need to be doing is getting up the courage to call for phone sex. You know you want to, and that I and my voice are hot. Don’t let 2007 end without a call to me.

You’ll not be disappointed, and you’ll be very aroused to find out even though you are my queer that you still offer me sexual pleasure and titillation.  That may be hard for you to accept, because you know most faggots like yourself aren’t much use to a woman.  As for a phone Mistress such as myself, I get so hot fagging my men out. The power of being able to do so; then there is the sensuality of the incredibly taboo act of you bending down to get onto your knees to worship cock.

I love to see a guy on came swirling the tip of his tongue around some big hard meat. Also looking into your eyes as you’re doing this. The look of humiliation, submission, shame, excitement and fear all within minutes. It gives me such a rush.  Looking deep into your eyes knowing you are doing this for me, because I want and need you to do it.

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Electric shock is what he felt when I placed him on his knees and whispered sweetly in his ear that he was going to be my good little cocksucker tonight. Up until now it had only been my big, black strap-on that he’d taken. Everything was changing so quickly for him now: springing this on him when he’s not expecting it—I knew that would make him even weaker and more submissive.

He felt his sissy dick spring up under the silky panties he was wearing. I reached down and dragged my long fingernails over the outline of his cock, my nails sailing lightly over the soft fabric.  I hear him gasp and feel his dick harden. His hips start to thrust back and forth under my hand. I take my lover’s cock and rub his swollen, mushroom head over the lips of my queer: he opens, to his surprise, by reflex; then I see that longing in him—he’s been denying it for so long. The urge to suck and please a man.

Brushing the hair back from his ear I whisper, “Stick out your tongue, honey—have a taste.” He sticks it out, and when he does I see a single tear run down his face. “Good girl,” I whisper. She automatically wraps her mouth around the head and starts to suckle it like a needy slut. All of the sudden I feel an abrupt surge of moisture underneath my hand on her hard cock. “Oh, my darling, you spewed your sissy juicy.” I reach inside her panties, cover my hands in her cum and rub her erect nipples with her own sweet sissy juice.

She starts to moan with the cock in her mouth. It’s then when my lover pulls out and blows his thick loads of cum all over her greedy face.

This week’s assignment is to subject your self to ridicule and embarrassment. It will verge on exposing you as a gay boi to those around you. Also it will allow the experience of going to fag infested location. I believe this will be a great experience for you especially if you have not dared to go to a place like that.

First you will go to this site and find a place close to you. You will go to that bar order yourself a drink, then finish it–Go to the restroom and with the felt pen you have brought with you, you will write your first name and phone (home or cell). You will write, “For good head call (insert your name & number here).”Doesn’t that sound life fun! Subjecting your self to calls by horny men day and night. Not to mention if you use your cell you could be with friend or even a female date and get a call from some horny guy who wants you to go down on him. LOL now that’s good, I wonder how you would handle a call like that in front of your date.

By the way, you can’t just hang up on these men. You have to treat them with respect, if you are unable to talk to them right then, you ask nicely if they can call you back later because you are busy. You are to find out what they want and how they want you to do it for them. Do they want head? Do they want your man pussy? Admit to them how you love to have your ass fucked by a hard rod. How do they want to take you? Tell them you’ll do exactly what they want. You are to be masturbating during this call with them. When they ask you to meet them, if you want to you can of course, but if you don’t want to tell them that your dick is to little and you are to ashamed to meet them.

Ask them if they’ll have phone sex with you.

When I’m not around to take calls I still expect you to be working hard to be as gay as possible. Of course it’s not just about the anal play but also knowing that you are to be used as toy for a “real man’s” pleasure. Your attitude is very important because you need to learn to send out those pansy signals so that a Dominate male knows he can take advantage of you.

Keeping your ass open is a good reminder for you: it feels so damn good to be a queer. You should get—if you don’t already have them—an aneros, and a dildo. Butt plugs are good too, but the aneros will help turn you into an anal slut faster than anything else. You should hear how guys sound with an aneros up inside them: they sound like a slut in heat. It’s very hot to listen to.

Using your toys daily will help you stay grounded in your submissive role. Not to mention it’s better for anyone who wants to fuck you if you’ve already stretched yourself that day. It’s so important to me so that you keep up with your training between our phone sex calls. Some of my fags are in chastity because they have masturbation problems or they are being punished for putting their dick in a pussy. Faggy cocks should not go in pussy—your tongue in a cunny is fine but definitely not your fag stick. Remember, at the Forced Bi Acedmey, “You Suck.”